Lyrics of "Terry"

[This love song is largely based on the Tracey Ullman song "Terry", written by Kirsty MacColl and Gavin Povey.]

Why do you never listen to me?
I could be invincible to you
Anyway it doesn't matter
Now 'cos I have found somebody new

Sorry that your heart is broken
Why is your mouth hanging open?
Don't look so surprised
I've found another guy

Terry is my perfect match
He says our love will last forever
And he should know

'Cos Terry's not the kind
To mess around and change his mind
Terry is as tough as Marlon Brando

Now he's waiting for me
I just had to break the news to you
You'll have to hide your face away
If he gets mad, there's no telling what he'd do

I've noticed that your door is open
So if you don't want your nose broken
You'd better go away
'Cos Terry's coming round today

Terry is my perfect match
Terry says our love will last forever

Who wants to live forever?
Who wants to live forever?
We could soon live forever
Then even Terry won't stay true
And I'd move on to someone new

He's been making eyes at me
It started long ago
So when he said he loved me
I just had to say "I know"

You thought you were such a smartie
Terry knows about karate
There's no telling what he'll do
Terry's not a bit like you

Terry's also having an affair
'Cos I've lured him to my lair
If this gets out, there's no telling what he'd do
If it gets in the papers, he could even sue

[I've uploaded the song to http://bit.ly/cl3JzM and my MySpace page www.myspace.com/stephenkimwallis.]