[Largely to the tune of the Lightning Seeds' song, featuring David Baddiel and Frank Skinner, "Three Lions".]
He's not at home
He's not at home
He's not at home
Terry's not at home
(x2)
In the Champions League final
John Terry didn't score
He slipped taking a penalty
England have shown him the door
Three lies on his shirt
John Terry has been caught out cheating
Many hours of hurt
Wayne Bridge is not smiling
Terry knows he can score
He's cheated before
It's not against the law
But England have shown him the door
Three lies on his shirt
Wayne Rooney for England captain
After 40 years of hurt
John Terry's been caught out cheating
He's not at home
He's not at home
He's not at home
Terry's not at home
(x2)
Avram Grant is not smiling
He is such a bore
Portsmouth are not winning
He's been to a brothel before
He's not at home
He's not at home
He's not at home
Avram's not at home
They're not at home
They're not at home
They're not at home
Avram and Terry are not at home
[Listen to/downloaad this song at www.myspace.com/stephenkimwallis.]
Friday, 5 February 2010
Lyrics of "Three Lies On His Shirt"
Labels:
affair,
Avram Grant,
brothel,
Chelsea,
England,
football,
John Terry,
Manchester United,
soccer,
Wayne Bridge,
Wayne Rooney
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